I trust Mike Huckabee with a Twitter account like I trust his son Dave with my labrador!
Author Archives: Ben Tolkin
AFD Micron #39
Ben Carson, why would you complain about not getting enough time to speak at the debates? You were the only one who had cracked the code of the Republican nomination process! In a pool entirely filled with crazy, one can only avoid saying crazy things by never saying anything!
AFD Micron #38
And in the wake of another mass shooting, America finally finds itself debating gun safety… in that we’re debating whether or not it’s a good idea for random citizens to open fire at a suspected shoplifter in the middle of a parking lot. Well… it’s a start?
AFD Micron #37
If you think acknowledging America’s awful history of slavery, genocide, and discrimination necessitates that you don’t love America, then guess what? You don’t love America! Because those things did, in fact, actually happen. So to call someone out for discussing them is less a sign that they don’t love America than a sign that you only love some vague, nonexistent fantasy version of America, and find the real thing detestable.
AFD Micron #36
If you really want to criticize Obama for lying, take him to task for saying John Boehner had always been courteous and had a great love for the House.
AFD Micron #35
I certainly agree that Republicans shouldn’t listen to the Pope’s thoughts on climate change. They should be listening to scientists…
AFD Micron #34
In rejecting the establishment, the Republican party may have settled on three front-runners: Donald Trump, who talks a lot but says very little; Carly Fiorina, who says a lot, but most of it is made up; and Ben Carson, who doesn’t talk very much at all.
